American Idol New Rules

First of all, I admit I'm mad because Allison should have stayed in the game and Danny should have gone home last week.

No Doubt (who impressed me by NOT lip synching last week) Allison and Adam should have been chosen for the final duel on American Idol.

But, for the record, here are

LOUISE'S AMERICAN IDOL NEW RULES


#1: Sorry, but Adam is not allowed to win American Idol if every high note he hits makes him look like a regurgitating iguana.

Everyone knows he can sing his ass off. Especially, Adam. But he needs to drop the Liza Minelli drag act for at least one song, as well as hit high notes without sticking his tongue out like that. It's gross.

Why the hell doesn't he just do a Heart song? That is who he sounds like.

And #2. And Danny cannot sing a bet-you-think-I'm-singin'-bout my-dead-wife song to win. Also, he appears smug and it bugs me.

Kris can stay in the game if he continues to seem humble and continues picking interesting songs to cover like the Kanye West song.

And Kara is too annoying to judge anyone. Vote her off the island.

Simon is right.

New rules.

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