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Providential Fortune Cookie

Palin woos a southern California Home Depot crowd with her usual "women helping women" charm. "Ya. I gotta fortune cookie last night, eattin' in a restaurant in a real di-verse part of our great nation, and -- oh -- I just gotta set it straight, I didn't order the dog -- Gosh! *snicker, snicker, wink......I let Obama order off that menu. Anyhoo, ya,' after dinner, served by lots of real happy foreigners, I got this amazin' fortune cookie. And, I'm not kiddin' it was, like, kind of providence, or sumthin' 'cause this is what it said: "She who kills defenseless endangered wildlife from air and abuses executive privilege to lie, cheat and steal, is not worthy of heaven, let alone hell." Seriously, so I'm tellin' ya'! How cool is that?! RIght? ( holds for wild applause ) Ya,' It was divine providence." Alright, so maybe that isn't as funny as it could be, but when Sarah Palin gets by with m

A crystal ball prediction: Palin will be pressured to quit by own party.

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Okay, yeah. Sure, it's just a hunch. But, given the behavior of these same people who have been in power for the past 8 years, it's not a huge stretch to predict this happening. It's a long shot based on nothing more than body language, patterns of behavior and social psychology. This prediction is like Creationism -- No science needed. It's also based on evidence that even the most conservative of pundits appear to be mighty worried about Palin, too . It's just that I think Republicans are probably pretty freaked out now regarding what an obvious mistake picking Palin was, that they they'll want nothing more to do with her. They'll just try to get rid of her and will do so by trying to get her to decide to leave. My prediction is that they'll pressure her to make it appear it was her idea to "bow out" for some B.S. "patriotic" reason. That's just my own little crystal ball prediction. And note, that while Ms. Palin claims