'I Can't Believe I'm Still Single': Miami meets Chicago
Newsflash to man in show (Schaeffer) professing to want to get married and have children. Sunday will SO not be about you anymore. No day will be about you anymore. Get your brain around that. If you cannot handle this fact then just give up this fruitless search. In this week's episode of "I Can't Believe I'm Still Single" Mr. Eric Schaeffer and his motley crew (Clearly Em and Stas are exempt) travel from Kalamazoo to Chicago. This episode's date was with a woman who from Miami who agreed to fly to Chicago for her on-air date with Eric. Review: One half star: For not making me want to vomit as many times as he has previously. Here's what happened in this episode of "I Can't Believe I'm still Single." Blonde from Florida meets Eric Schaeffer on MySpace . She agrees to fly out to Chicago for a date with Eric Schaeffer. During her introduction at his hotel room she rolls about his bed like a drunk Pomeranian and spanks him with a ridin