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When I am a Republican senator I promise not to do this...

Dear daughters, The next time I'm elected a Republican senator I promise not to announce that both of you "are available" in my acceptance speech. Watch: The only silver-lining to having people this wacky in the public eye is that they usually just end up just shooting themselves in the foot before doing too much harm. So, I give this guy a year or two of driving Democrats nuts before we all discover he's got a mistress in Argentina or is spending way too much time in airport men's rooms. Or both. Nice speech, "Dad." I give him two years, max.