Football finally comes out the closet?
I've always had this theory about football, a theory my husband argues is highly flawed, but, my theory is that America's love affair with football seems so gay to me. Note disclaimer: This is not a put-down of football fans or my gay-friendly friends. It's just an observation, of sorts. But, come on, football is nothing but macho guys prancing and strutting in tight pants, copious intimate body contact, slapping butts and touching affectionately, big strong shoulder pads under bright and shiny, uber macho uniforms...I don't know. It just all seems pretty gay to me, but what do I know? My husband would say that would be, uh, pretty much, next to nothing about football...But, oh, looky, looky here, my doubting friends: I think I found a photo from last night's Super Bowl game illustrating my theory about football, quite nicely! See? I rest my case. Check this out: