Eric Schaeffer Goes to Kalamazoo via Hell
Hell, for us , that is. How is this is a show at all? What? Watching me do the dishes has got to be more interesting than watching this guy's road trip. Who paid him to do this???! Are they being held at gunpoint to air this crap? I mean, really. I promised I'd review every episode, so here's my review du jour. It stank. I thought he was actually even more annoying than I have previously thought possible. Note to Hertz Auto Rentals: Sue this guy, please. I do NOT want to rent a van for my family once someone as reckless and filthy as this guy has had his way with your vehicles. I will never use Hertz to rent a car ever again. I might get Schaeffer's skankmobile. I would have strangled him before they left the parking lot in Canada even before they drove and drove and drove for no reason other than Eric Schaeffer is a total infantile egomaniac who cannot follow directions. Attractive, I know. Could Schaeffer really get much more disgusting than he was up in tha