This will not make you hallucinate. Promise.
I learned at least three things tonight: One: Apparently "This is so smooth" is a bullshit compliment. (That's what she said.) And, Two; Apparently artists see things that aren't there anyway, so the rest of us are free to drink Absinthe without any risk to our ears. And, three: This will not make you hallucinate, you will just be more aware that you are drunk. See for yourself: