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Providential Fortune Cookie

Palin woos a southern California Home Depot crowd with her usual "women helping women" charm. "Ya. I gotta fortune cookie last night, eattin' in a restaurant in a real di-verse part of our great nation, and -- oh -- I just gotta set it straight, I didn't order the dog -- Gosh! *snicker, snicker, wink......I let Obama order off that menu. Anyhoo, ya,' after dinner, served by lots of real happy foreigners, I got this amazin' fortune cookie. And, I'm not kiddin' it was, like, kind of providence, or sumthin' 'cause this is what it said: "She who kills defenseless endangered wildlife from air and abuses executive privilege to lie, cheat and steal, is not worthy of heaven, let alone hell." Seriously, so I'm tellin' ya'! How cool is that?! RIght? ( holds for wild applause ) Ya,' It was divine providence." Alright, so maybe that isn't as funny as it could be, but when Sarah Palin gets by with m

Stop shooting wolves, people.

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People are (still) shooting and killing the wolves?! Last time I checked it was 2008. Nobody lives in The Little House In the Big Woods , anymore. They've put a Starbucks on the corner of Stump and Field. This is now , and here, on planet, USA, we have things like Tivo, Costco and Drive Thrus. Leave the wild animals alone, I mean. Wolves ? Weren't they just on the Endangered Species list? So, now you morons are organizing a "Fly Thru" to kill them? What are these wolves supposed to be any real threat to? Tennis balls? This is just not what I would call a wise use of time, money or karma. Give me a break. How is this even up for debate? Does anyone even watch the Discovery Channel? Wolves are amazingly loving, intelligent, and kind and....how is this even a question? Shoot the guy who cut you off on the freeway today, but please. come on... leave the wolves alone . Wolves care about their own with more love and loyalty than we show each other. Honor th