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"I Can't Believe I'm Still Single": Political Commentary Becomes Ratings Bonanza!

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"Girls Just Need to Relax  --  or --  World Leaders and Strap-ons" This episode of I Can't Believe I'm Still Single, Episode 3, Season 3, opens with clip from film My Life's in Turnaround . ( Click here to read last week's episode recap of Episode 2, Season 3 ) Super ugly, bloated, dopey close up of Eric drooling over a "yuppie" blond lawyer.   Teeth crooked and dingy grey.  (I have a flashback to my high school days when I was in school with him after seeing this clip.   My God, he's invested in a lot of plastic surgery since then.) I marvel that this man stays employed. Shall I continue? We sit through those annoying opening credits with that obnoxious music. Next, close up.  Eric just as he is today.   Liposuctioned, plastic surgery,      [Note:  My sources tell me there has been zero plastic surgery or lipo.  So, to quote Vampire Weekend "I Stand Corrected."]    ... O lder.  Still talking.  Sti