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Everything you've learned in life in just five words. -- Go!

This will be my quickest blog post, ever. Everything you've learned in life in just five words. Oldest daughter: Photoshop can fix almost everything Vampires are just really sparkly I will always be great When Hair Gets Greasy Wash Deodorant Really Does Dry White Arm Farts Are Really Funny Youngest daughter: Never Give Up In Life Me: Live Give Love Laugh Peace Always choose love over snark.