Survivor Tocantins & the Delusional Passion of Coach
Okay. So, now that I'm on a roll, here, fessin' up my current television obsessions, I can't leave out this season's Survivor Toncantins with the entirely wacked-out, uber-creepy, drama queen, "Coach." Who, thanks to great editing, quips such profound lines as, "...And, I just wanted to share a piece of my life with them. I just wanted to show them that no matter how bad it gets in your life there's always something that's gonna make it much worse." Uhm. Thanks? Here's Coach sharing another inspiring story with the gang around the campfire, the one about the time he got in the Amazon. Memo from Central Casting: Seeking aging dragon slayer to star in Charles Manson bio-pic. Soccer coaching and mental masturbation a plus. By the way, what was so bad about poor Sierra? Welcome to Island Lord-of-the-Flies .