Eric Schaeffer: I Can't Believe I'm Still Single. Pt. 2: The Marquis of Doucheboro.
Wow. He's back. And the journey lives on, just like The Iliad, or Don Quixote or Popeye. I was amazed he had a Season One, but turns out I'm not the only voyeur who loves to hate Eric Schaeffer , so now, there's a Season Two. Apparently Gawker shares my incredulity, as well . So, since I last saw Mr. Schaeffer ( previous post regarding the conclusion of "I Can't Believe I'm Still Single," Part One .), unemployment hit record numbers, Circuit City bit the dust, however Eric Schaeffer managed to survive the recession to open yet one more big ole' can of fat-ass on more astonishingly naive (read: dumb) women for his second round of "I Can't Believe I'm Still Single, Part Two" on Showtime. Go figure. More proof that Hollywood thrives during our national disasters. BTW. I love women. More than Schaeffer does. I just have to smack my forehead when I see them show up for filming all dewy-eyed and vulnerable knowing that he wil