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Okay, I'm not proud of this fact, but I love my television shows. And, I can't believe I haven't blogged this before, but I wanted to share what my particular favorite shows are, in case anyone else shares the same addictions and wants to chat about how wonderfully awful they are. First of all there's the reality TV: Celebrity Apprentice, Wife Swap, Trading Spouses, plain old Apprentice, Survivor, Top Chef, Project Runway, I Can't Believe I'm Still Single (Yes, that really is what it's called.) America's Next Top Model, My Life On The D-List, and, as always, for my Friday night date with Pete, we have to watch Bill Maher. As for non -reality TV I adore, love and can't enough of Breaking Bad , Mad Men , Californication, Sex and The City, Extras (love Ricky Gervais) and...gosh, there has to more than that, isn't there? There used to be on HBO, but those dang series shows keep running out of episodes. I'm still really upset about Six Feet U

Dang! -- How about that last bitch fight on " The Celebrity Apprentice ?" That was great TV. Bamboo Nation (who blogs about this and so many other topics with far more skill than I.) loved the line "Whore pit vipers!" which, let's face it, is an easy sound bite to swoon over, but I actually have a few other "favorite moments" from that show to weigh in on, too. First of all -- whew! Happy Mothers Day? And how about that mother and daughter team? I love how loyal they are. It doesn't matter what they're pissed about, or why, but I just love that they'd go to the mat for each other like that. No. Matter. What. Do not mess with the mothers and their daughters. Never. You will be shredded. My favorite lines: Joan Rivers : (to Brande Roderick and Annie Duke): "And you ?! You give money with blood on it. I met your people in Vegas for forty years and none of them have last names! None of them! You're a poker player.