Mommy, can I be Beyonce when I grow up?

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Uh, no.  Not this year.
Kid, there's dancing.  And there's dancing.

And if the daddies are getting ready to stuff dollars in your garter belt, then that's the wrong kind of dancing.

When it's time to go to college, talk to me then.

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