This will not make you hallucinate. Promise.

I learned at least three things tonight:

One:  Apparently "This is so smooth" is a bullshit compliment.  (That's what she said.)

And, Two;  Apparently artists see things that aren't there anyway, so the rest of us are free to drink Absinthe without any risk to our ears.

And, three:  This will not make you hallucinate, you will just be more aware that you are drunk.

See for yourself:

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