Need blog bone

Actually, I was half-asleep, but I think I turned down something similar to this late last night. This would explain why he woke up all cranky.

Anyhow.

Can someone please throw me a blogging bone to explain why none of my links are getting posted properly?

Also, my code shows up on bizarre spots on my computer...Places where no cursor could dare be expected to type. Clearly, I'm seeing stuff, like dead people, that nobody else does.

Is there some The Blogging For Dummies Who Use Laughably Obsolete iMacs To Blog Book, somewhere?

And WHERE is the best place to blog, because I don't have the time to figure out why my posts don't display links at all, let alone correctly.

Here's my dream come true: Down or upload this entire blog here into far easier to use other blog elsewhere...With no glitches. Any chance something like that exists?

Thanks, in advance, for any blogging wisdom you may have to share.


L.